Jake's Joint

Originally published in Creative Computing Magazine, 1981 - 1984

Where did Jake Come From? -- CPU Wars Direct Link

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1. I've got a buffer to fill too!

2. What's with the tin man costume?

3. $7.50 for a beer?

4. How do you know you're in a robot neighborhood?

5. An IPM card reader for the Pear II

6. VLSI means Very Large Scale Integration!

7. He's the one drooling oil on the carpet!

8. If that's evolution, give me back my cave!

9. Love those racing chairs

10. I'll bet you could do my job 100 times faster...

11. Jake! Say something in BASIC!

12. You need a good dose of system analysis!

13. I want to pull my own plug!

14. A pitch of beer coming up!

15. B-but I feel fine!

16. A severe case of gastro electrical grunge...

17. Can you remove my disk pack?

18. What's THAT?! (based on a true story!)

19. The Big Boss wants to see you, PRONTO!

20. Sit down, Jack.

21. How fast can you type?

22. The future for token nephews

23. What's your poison, stranger?

24. An XX84 for only $99.95

25. It's so small I can barely hold it!

26. We face our greatest challenge from THEM!

27. And you want me to lead a top secret project?

28. Which job offers the country club perk?

29. Da Union don't like your kind!

30. Fired!?

31. The computer haters are everywhere

32. I got laid off for political reasons!

33. How fast can you type?

34. Skills: number crunching, mixing drinks

35. Just stay out of the rain

36. I am NOT a TV!

37. Must be some kind of video game...

38. Maybe if I recharge it

39. All they want me for is LOOPY Jobs

40. Here's a challenge, Jake...

Originally published in Creative Computing Magazine, 1981 - 1984

Where did Jake Come From? -- CPU Wars Direct Link

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